After police posted his mug shot to Facebook last week, Donald “Chip” Pugh — who is wanted for allegedly failing to appear in court — sent in a replacement. “Here is a better photo that one is terrible,” he wrote.
Everyone has bad picture days, including wanted men.
Donald “Chip” Pugh, 45, learned this the hard way. After he allegedly failed to appear in court in Lima, Ohio, city police posted his mug shot on Facebook last week notifying the public of the search for him.
“Mr. Pugh is also currently a person of interest in several other cases,” the post reads, including for “arson and vandalism.”
The post caught the attention of the alleged fugitive himself, who was appalled by the photo.
Pugh sent police a replacement. “Here is a better photo that one is terrible,” he wrote in a message accompanying a selfie that shows him wearing a patterned suit and sunglasses in the front seat of a car.
Ever the obliging police department, it added the selfie to the post, along with a note to Pugh: “We thank him for being helpful, but now we would appreciate it if he would come speak to us at the LPD about his charges.”
The department confirmed early Tuesday that Pugh was not in custody, though that didn’t stop his appearing on a local radio show to tell his story.
After his mug shot and selfie started circulating on the Internet, the city’s classic rock station 104.9 Eagle featured Pugh on its “Idiot of the Day” segment. He is the first “idiot” to have been interviewed on-air, according to the hosts, albeit over the phone and not in person.
Pugh, who said he was born and raised in Lima, lamented his esthetic misfortunes.
“They just did me wrong,” he said. “They put a picture out that had me looking like I was a Thundercat or somebody, man.”
He identifies more with the gingerbread man, the star of a bedtime story that his grandmother told him when he was a kid. Pugh still knows some of the lines by heart.
On-air, he reminisced: “My hero was this character, who used to say, ‘Run, run, fast as you can. You can’t catch me, I’m the gingerbread man.’”
The radio show’s hosts, Phil Austin and Ryan Staley, repeatedly asked where Pugh was located, to which he gave varying responses.
First, he said he was “standing in the middle of Town Square holding the sign that says, ‘Not guilty.’” Then he was “sitting in a bunker next to (drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman) … trying to build a tunnel to get to McDonald’s.”
Last, he said he could see “a rooster and some hens,” so he must be in a chicken coop.
Pugh described himself as “the hometown hero” because of the attention he has attracted. Pugh said he was arrested on a DUI a few nights before Thanksgiving and failed to appear in court Dec. 28.