10 Reasons Why Nakuru Has The Sweetest And Sexiest Girls

Chics from Nax Vegas are the sweetest. Any guy who has ever dealt with them will tell you the same. Except for a couple minor flaws, Nakuru girls are the most pleasant to deal with out of the many towns i have sampled from. A Nax chic has so many positive qualities that it’s best to describe them in list form…


1. They are gentle, and considerate (wanaelewa hizi vitu).

Even in the worst case scenario when a Nakuru girl rejects you, she’s sweeter than a Nairobi girl who shags you. If a Nakuru girl hates the drunk dude trying to grind on her, she still treats him with respect by letting him down easy. Since her nature is not to be mean and bishy, she’ll give light rejections that won’t even feel like rejections. You know the “i love you but igotta let you go” kind of rejections? Nakuru girls don’t get validation in rejecting men. They won’t bust your balls just for the sake of busting your balls and they won’t insult you if you happen to utter a bad joke.

2. They are as nurturing as mums.

A Nakuru girl gets pleasure by seeing you happy. It may not come early in the dating process, but you’ll be surprised down the line at how she does numerous little things to show that she wants to take care of you. She will insist on cleaning your house, offering to cook for you, or making genuine offers to take care of you when I was sick. These are things that Nairobi girls pretend to not have time for.

The result of that nurturing trait is that it becomes obvious she’d make a great wife and mother to your children. I have dated a couple Nakuru chics that made me think, “If I were to have a baby, I’d want to have it with her.” Unfortunately, that thought has never occurred to me when dating in Nairobi. Nakuru women make a guy want to be a provider—a strong man who could maintain a home and take care of her financially without any qualms.

3. They are very feminine.

Nakuru women look and act like women—end of discussion. I won’t even talk about the girls from a certain town who act like they have balls. Nakuru girls are not like that. They always want to look their best at all times to be more attractive to men.

4. No drama.

The biggest argument I had with a girl in Nakuru, if you want to call it that, was when she refused to suck my ‘D’ while she was ‘nyesharing’. That argument lasted three minutes and then she went on her knees. Nakuru girls don’t catch ‘hormones’. They are so easy-going that I don’t even know how a ‘throw-stuff-across-the-room’ type of fight could occurwith them. I’ve been brainwashed by Nairobi women to believe that there has to be tension and petty fights to keep a relationship interesting, and while that may be the case for some, I was more than content with thesmooth sailing and consistent sex that is the hallmark of Nakuru women

5. They don’t play silly games.

The girls in Nax don’t like the idea of playing games with men. They don’t lead you on aimlessly, trick you, or use you. They are also more tolerant to male imperfections. A mistake that would cost you the opportunity to sleep with a Nairobi girl won’t even be noticed by a Nakuru girl. You might spit only 50% vibe, even but a Nax chic will still reward you with raw lungula for trying.


6. They are loyal.

Nakuru babes are completely monogamous. Girls are happier sleeping with one guy than turning their punanis into dust bins with the excuse of tasting the waters. Nakuru babes have no desire to cheat. If she has a guy, she won’t accept you even if your name is Drake and you come with a grammy.

Once you ‘chipo’ a Nakuru chic, no matter how quickly, you can most likely enter a relationship with her if you wish. It can be debated whether a Nakuru girl sleeps with a lot of guys during her lifetime (I doubt it), but I’m certain it’s sequential, one at a time, instead of letting simultaneous pens dip in her inkwell.

7. Horny.

Nakuru girls look and act wholesome, but good lord do they love sex. Your manhood might be epic enough to tire out other women by the second or third go around, but Nakuru girls will want much more than you are able to provide. They wanted the ‘D’ inside them for as long as possible, not satisfied with only one round per night, which is all that most guys seem to muster. But their love for lungula is good for you since you’ll always be at your top game

8. They embrace family values.

Nakuru girls have strong relationships with their parents. Only in Nakuru is where you will see mothers and their grown daughters walking hand-in-hand in malls while laughing or talking. I rarely see such sights in Nairobi and whenever I do, the daughter walks sulking and treats her mama like an annoyance instead of a queen.

9.They are hotter than your grandma’s meko

Nakuru girls have some serious curves and boobs. Their juicy curvature makes you drink a lot of water to quench your thirst. Isn’t water good for your health?

Their faces also shine with wonderful cheekbones and bright eyes. Some of the most beautiful women in the world I’ve seen have been from Nakuru

And when it comes to hair, Nakuru women do better than Nairobi women, who have adopted some hideous style of head shaving in an attempt to look like Huddah the boss wh*re. Nakuru women, however, keep extraordinary long hair whether natural or artificial. It is common to see girls with hair going down to their pancake asses and sometimes passing that. It doesn’t make sense why hair would be boner inducing, but it is.

10. They are fun to party with

Nakuru girls know how to turn up at parties and clubs. If it’s dancing…..they shake like Brazilian and Jamaican mood and if it’s dressing, they can be sentenced to life imprisonment for ‘killing’ men with their looks. Surely, what else can a Kenyan nigga want?